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O M N I P O T Y D I P I T Y 

A chance encounter with the Divine. An unintentional spiritual transcendence. Karmic beginner's luck. Accidental attainment of eternal salvation. A completely lost soul who stumbles upon Heaven. An inadvertent beneficiary of Supreme benevolent favor. God's first draft pick. Jehovah's pet. A Miracle-o-matic man. God's Super Lotto numerological key. The penultimate lucky stiff. An ignorant bliss.

Derived from:

Omnipotent - Supreme universal creative force. An unprecedented event. Infinite; God-powered; "Oh Lordy"-like; Holy Moly-ish. The original idea. The first big thing. Inventor of reality. Creative force behind all space, time and dimension. Patent holder of "all of the above." More than everything everywhere all-of-the-time combined all at once. Extra-strength deism. The undefeated champ of rock, paper, scissors.

combined with:

Serendipity - A chance encounter with the sublime. Fortuitous grace. Charmed. Lucky stiffnosity. Finder of winning lotto ticket. Jackpotentialist. A regular guest of heavenly serenity and perfection without reservations on Saturday night in Manhattan or Paris. Ideal realization. Perpetually orgasmic


Omnipotent + Serendipity = Omnipotydipity

or the hippie colloquial (vulgar) variant is spelled:
O m N i P i T i D i P i T i


"A smart messiah knows Armegeddon is just another omnipotydipity-doo-dah day!"


"Ancient Roman hippies first initiated omnipitidipiti-dilicti in idiotic idiom Italiano at the olive garden" (ibid,etal,etc)**

Centuries later, it evolved emaculately into a term coined during a high holy table stakes poker party. A player once confronted with an omnipitidipitous opponent named Bob Dobbs, kept folding his cards. This tendency to routinely undervalue the crap that is dealt by a God we assume will favor Bob Dobbs more....(pre-sub-genesis). There can be no other word (except in German, perhaps) that precisely describes this obtuse assumptive error in the face of a higher power....Not one word as succintly and vituperatively as the longest word in the American Heratic Dictionary:


** Please note the "Dobbshead" is a registered trademark of the Church of the Sub Genius where slack is sold and salvation is your rebate.